The Underwear Song:
(J) Hey hey, man what do you say
(D) I can’t find my pair of underwear for today
As you tell I’m feeling pretty uptight
(J) Cause Jeans with no undies man you that ain’t right
Now you gotta get jiggy with it like Will Smith said
(J) But getting jiggy with no undies man I’d rather be dead
(D) Now I don’t want to go all day feeling a breeze
Get it caught in your zipper brings you down to your knees
(J) Ooh ouch, that would really smart
Cause you can’t just buy a new one of those at wal-mart
Break
(D) Oh where oh where is my underwear
Is it here is it there, this just ain’t fair
Everybody knows that what you do
Is connected to what your legs go through. YOUR UNDERWEAR!
(D) I see London, (J) I see france,
(D) But I can’t find my pair of underpants
Boxers, briefs, tighty whiteys will work
(J) Whoever took his undies is a big-(beep) jerk.
(D) Now my favorite underwear has shades of blue and green
Some would even say that they’re a little obscene.
(J) But they’re the best dang undies that you’ve ever seen
And wouldn’t you know, they ain’t clean.
(D) Oh where oh where is my underwear
Is it here is it there, this just ain’t fair
Everybody knows that what you do
Is connected to what your legs go through. YOUR UNDERWEAR!
(D) Just the other day I had 5 pairs
It’s only been 4 days so that should leave….. umm….
(D) So let’s get back to the chase it’s an underwear race
The finish line is to find my underwear on time.
(J) So let’s back to the action though I know that your reaction
Is to buy another pack, what are you crack?
(D) I spose some new undies would be pretty nifty
But hey guess what I only got a dollar fifty
(J) What kinda undies could you get for that dough
Cause buying used undies, that’s really low.
(D) If a genie in a bottle granted me three wishes
It’d be for fame, fortune, and a pair of new britches.
(J) But that’s not gonna happen so you gotta knock on wood
And keep on searching like we know we should
(D) Just last week I had a pair run away
But I caught up and told it that’s not okay
(J) Whatcha trying to do, (D) I need to wear you
(J) So he gave it a scolding, (D) and then a nice folding
(J) And then put it away, (D) so I could wear it today
(B) Oh where oh where is my underwear
Is it here is it there, this just ain’t fair
Everybody knows that what you do
Is connected to what your legs go through. YOUR UNDERWEAR!